Boy side:
[x] You woke up with a boner. (It's a common thing for guys XD; )
[x] You're taller than 5'5"
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT!
[ ]There are tissues close to your bed.
[ ] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[x] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. (Just basketball and bowling.)
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
[ ] You curse like a sailor.
[x] You scratch your nuts in public. HELLZ YEAH LOL (Not really)
[x] Your favorite color is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair.
[x] You like going to strip clubs, to see bewbs. BEEEEEEWWWWWWBBBBBBSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs (27.2kg) from the ground.
[ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room. (Opposite)
[ ] You attended prom to get laid. ffff
[x] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see bewbs. BEEEEEEWWWWWWBBBBBBSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[x] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[x] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris.
Boy Score: 14/24

Girl side:
[ ] You get a period.
[ ] People say you're short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean. (I don't clean, but I can cook.)
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[x] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[x] Your skin is soft.
[ ] Your favorite color is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex. (Thank god she didn't. That would be embarassing. Sadly I learned when I was 5.)
[ ] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[x]You use your bewbs- BEEWWBBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits
[x] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
Girls score: 6/24

Woo. I'm a man.